Olympics Betting Scandal
Olympic betting scandal my *rse. The Olympic people are worrying about dodgy betting on the Olympics. Well in my years in the betting industry the Olympics have barely registered in the betting world so any hefty wages would be very difficult to get on.
The main method would be for a favourite to throw a race but surely they’d get more for winning the Gold from sponsorship etc. than laying themselves to lose.
It’s more of a ticketing scandal if you ask me. Despite tickets being in short supply no one can take away my front row seat for the road cycling as they go right past my front door. Keep a look out as they pass the massive cock on the Dorking roundabout as they then pass Mooey Towers after they go under the railway bridge.
I’m wondering what to put on the massive poster outside my house, any ideas?