Nice Weather For The Time Of Year?

No it’s not, it’s too bloody hot. Put mathematically, persons of my physique have a lower body surface area to volume ratio with which to dissipate heat. In plain English, I’m fat, it’s hot, I sweat like a r***** (never did like that phrase).

I don’t like being out in the sun because it gives you cancer and my boy has inherited his Mum’s Scottish skin and is as pale as milk, so we need to butter him up and make him wear a silly hat if he goes out in this tropical weather.

Little tip for you here if you think the sun cream tube is empty – simply cut it open and there’s loads more inside.

Anyhoo let’s not be a completely moany old git, though, there is plenty of nice scenery to view on these hot days but is it lechery? Maybe, but fairs fair if the ladies want to ogle me in my natty shorts they are free to do so.

Also I suppose this sweltering weather is a good excuse to eat more ice cream, but turn it down about 8 degrees and I’d be a happy man.