Dynamo – I'm Not Buying It!

Dynamo, the magician that is taking the UK by storm, has apparently won a 10,000/1 accumulator bet that predicted the outcome of every match in the European Championships from the quarter-final stages onwards.

He predicted that Portugal, Germany, Spain and Italy (on pens) would progress to the semis, he then tipped Spain (on pens) and Italy to reach the final, and finally he backed Spain to beat Italy by two goals or more in the final. I call bullshit on this one!

There is no way that this is legitimate. The only way that that bet was legitimately placed prior to the tournament is if Dynamo placed about 100 different bets with lots of different permutations and possible outcomes, so you can rule out him being the real shrewdie he claims to be if that was indeed the case.

What seems more probable to me is that this is a publicity stunt from the firm in question, looking to get more mugs back in the door to place their weekly accumulator bets on the Premier League (that never win by the way, believe me!) and at the same time make it look like Dynamo is the new Jesus.

Well I’m not buying it, Dynamo is a great card trickster and illusionist, but don’t try and tell me that you’re able to make those kind of predictions. Let’s be honest, if he was as capable as he says he is, then why would he be in London walking on the water of the Thames and making butterflies come to life when he could be boating in up in Las Vegas with a whole swarm of strippers, that’s where the real value is!

Use your head Dynamo, you’re a decent looking bloke with a few quid in your pocket. Don’t be going on the This Morning show to tell Holly Willoughby how great you are, get over to Vegas and make some mistakes, that’s what it’s all about!